Milky IssuesAugust 29, 2008 at 3:07 pm | Posted in Thoughts | 5 Comments
Voice: “There’s chocolate milk in the fridge”
Voice: “Don’t drink the one that’s…”
Me: “…what did he say? Fuh…”
Walk downstairs, open fridge.
See two cartons- one in lying horizontally, the other upright.
Don’t drink… The one that hasn’t been opened.
Horizontal one should be the opened one.
Hmm. Tastes odd.
Next day. Repeat.
Tastes horrible, for some reason.
Maybe it’s because I drank too much.
Tired of it, perhaps.
Voice: “Did you drink from this one?”
Me: “Yeah. So?”
Voice: “It’s rancid. Didn’t I tell you?”